Bar joke.

A vampire, a zombie, a ghost and a priest walk into a bar. The zombie goes up to the bar, knocks over the barstool and walks into the counter repeatedly bumping into it, he orders some brains. The vampire upon crossing the threshold without permission bursts into flames and runs in screaming his ghastly head off, he orders some blood. The ghost possesses the barman and starts wigging out about having a body. The burning vampire bites the possessed barman and starts draining him of blood. The zombie grabs the barman and starts eating his brains. The ghost is really upset and starts throwing bottles and bar stools all over the place. The priest comes in last and then leaves immediately without even ordering anything.